The McCain campaign bus was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch.
A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding McCain and his minions in the ditch, he buries them.
The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all those Republicans?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"
The farmer answered, "Waahl, SOME of 'em said they weren't. But you know how them GOP fuckers lie."
(h/t to Mike Kitts)