Wednesday, June 29, 2011

ONS: "Potential School Shooter Gunned Down By Popular Jock"

Potential School Shooter Gunned Down By Popular Jock

Prom king Trevor Wilson pumped three bullets into the quiet loner before he had a chance to think about turning on fellow students.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

The GOPhuckkker Campaign, in One Minute, 29 Seconds

Y'r Ob'd't S'v't began predicting the GOPhux' campaign against St. Barry, the Pale, right after the results from '10 came in, would amount to no more MOST of them standing around, shouting "Niqqer, niqqer, niqqer! You CAN'T vote for the Niqqer..."

Kinda like this:

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

An Unholy Alliance

Member-of-the-European-Parliament Tolls The Euro's Bell

British MEP Nigel Farage does not think that another 10 billion euros should be used to bail out Greece a year after it was last done.

"There is always an alternative. A Greek default and the return of the drachma would mean a very substantial devaluation for Greece, and it would mean many of these banks taking serious hits, and it would question the ability of the European Central Bank itself. It is better sometimes in life to face up to the fact that you have done something that is wrong. It is fundamentally out of kilter that the Greek and German economies can ever be together in an economic and monetary union," Farage said. "All we are doing is pouring good money after bad. It is time to face the reality and take the hit," he added.

• Nigel Farage MEP, UKIP, Co-President of the EFD Group in the European Parliament (Europe of Freedom and Democracy)
• Video source: Russia Today

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Barry Lynn (Americans United) Disposes of Creationism

But the Fucktards object. But who is surprised that the Fucktards don't get it:
The point of the video was to say that people can believe what they want about Noah’s Ark or any other story in the Bible – but that the government shouldn’t take sides on matters of theology. When state officials choose, even indirectly, to offer aid to a project like the “Ark Park” and enthusiastically welcome it to the state, that’s taking sides.

Specifically, it is taking sides in favor of Christian fundamentalism and against modern science.