The Well-Armed Lamb: The Flying Monkey/Xo-Fucktard Contingent Should Find This REALLLY Offensive

Sunday, June 21, 2009

The Flying Monkey/Xo-Fucktard Contingent Should Find This REALLLY Offensive

DOTOF™: PZMyers/Pharyngula (he gets the BEST stuff!)

This happy gem was attached to the YouTube version of the previous vid. "Powerpointing with Jesus"! Apparently from the film "Jesus Camp."

Mis Dichos

You get what you'll settle for.
You do not "know" what you cannot "say."
You can't sell your soul and then pretend you still have one.
You are NOT "What you eat." You are what you don't excrete.
Who wishes to be both safe and free wants that which never was, nor shall ever be.
What we detest most in ourselves, infallibly we detect immediiately in others.
Usurpers are endlessly inventive in "defense" of the stolen.
Treat your 'faith' like your dick: Don't shove it in somebody's face unless they ask...
There's nothing in the 'worst' of us that isn't in ALL of us.
There is no such thing as an "outside" joke.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
The greatest privilege the privileged enjoy is the privilege of pretending they aren't privileged.
The "God-blighted" deny climate catastrophe to punish any who deny their "God."
That I am not surprised does not mean I am not outraged.
Religion is how folks who need 'purpose' invent it.
People who mock lawyers mostly have never been defendants.
Optimism is the secular equivalent of "faith."
One thing about being a solipsist is, you're never really alone.
No State is worth much of a shit which sacrifices the health of its citizens to the wealth of its elites.
No reliable CorpoRat sycophant, of which ever "party," ever left Congress broke.
No one is ever too old to be an orphan.
No one ever gets "credit" for doing the right thing, or for NOT doing the wrong one.
Men who weep at tragedy are "compassionate"; a weeping woman is "weak."
Law functions best to insulate the Rulers from the insolence of the unruly.
In the Corporate State, corporate media are State Media.
In a dog's eyes, there's no such thing as "size."
If men could auto-fellate, we'd never leave the house.
I've not got much use for those who gotta have "God" to be good.
I never lost a job; I knew where every damn one of 'em was the day they let me go...
Humanity: A cosmic experiment, testing if Life can survive intelligence. The Null Hypothesis appears safe.
Great wealth is never "innocent."
Freedom isn't free; so quitcher bitchin', and pay your fucking taxes...
For most Americans, "nuance" is as strange and welcome as leprosy.
Everybody's got 'baggage'. What matters is how and what you pack.
Empires seldom recede gladly, never gracefully.
Do not automatically impute to 'stupidity' what can equally well be explained by 'malice.'
A 9-letter word meaning "Thinking 'Everyone's out to get me.'" 'Paranoiac/ "No,"Observant."
A 'gentleman' is known by the quality of his intoxicants and his generosity with them.
"Sex" is sex. All the rest is adjectives.
"Bad" is, all too often, only a prelude to "worse."

The Well-Armed Lamb

Sunday, June 21, 2009

The Flying Monkey/Xo-Fucktard Contingent Should Find This REALLLY Offensive

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