Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Bush's Dementia Explained: I Guess If I Had A Buncha These Things Growing Outta MY Ass

...I might act a bit deranged, too. Wiping would be a dangerous act.

But seriously folks...This was my favorite headline of the entire event:

President's polyps benign
Mark Silva | Tribune national correspondent

If Silva's correct, and the polyps are benign, they may well be the only things about the entire Bushevik coup d'etat that is not malignant. Somebody oughta put 'em in a jar, and sell 'em on ebay. I heard he named 'em all "Turdblossom," in Rover's honor.

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