Why Is Space A Vacuum? Because Oklahoma SUX SO BAD!

You simply cannot know how deeply--and proudly--stupid are the people of Oklahoma until and unless you have lived there. The folks there are the least sophisticated, least educated, most xenophobic, most anti-intellectual people in the country, maybe the WORLD! Via PZ Myers/Pharyngula:

Richard Dawkins: banned in Oklahoma?

He's on his way to Oklahoma (no, that's not what rouses my envy), and an Oklahoma legislator has proposed a resolution to condemn him.

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE 1ST SESSION OF THE 52ND OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE:

THAT the Oklahoma House of Representative strongly opposes the invitation to speak on the campus of the University of Oklahoma to Richard Dawkins of Oxford University, whose published statements on the theory of evolution and opinion about those who do not believe in the theory are contrary and offensive to the views and opinions of most citizens of Oklahoma.

THAT the Oklahoma House of Representatives encourages the University of Oklahoma to engage in an open, dignified, and fair discussion of the Darwinian theory of evolution and all other scientific theories which is the approach that a public institution should be engaged in and which represents the desire and interest of the citizens of Oklahoma.

Wow. This from the same crowd that gets all fluttery and happy at "academic freedom" bills — they want to kick Richard Dawkins out of the whole state. I thought I was the scary one when I was the guy getting kicked out of a mere movie theater.

You cannot make this shit up. You really have to live there to understand. Nowhere in the USofA will you find such a collection of narrow-minded, bigoted, god-blighted bible-blatherers as in Okie-dumb...