Wednesday, August 6, 2008

It's Official: Racism Is Dead In The USA

Via Sorry, No!
Historical fact: The last of the American racists (I believe it was Jesse Helms) died in July, pushing America from 99.9999999999% to 100% pure non-racist. We’re whiter cleaner than Ivory-fncking-soap now.
So where do people come up with these ridiculous observations?
Obama’s statement yesterday about Republican scare tactics is merely the latest in a string of statements in which he suggests that certain Americans are intrinsically racist, and those Americans aren’t just confined to political opponents.
. Oh, here? Oh, dat 'splainz evver't'in, Lucy!

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