Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Breaking: McStain Considering Cheney for VP; Says It's "Humane" Choice.
Cheney’s the logical choice for VP.
For “humane” reasons:
If he were ever forced to leave the Naval Observatory and live as a civilian, it would be incredibly difficult to conceal the daily deliveries of collie and golden retriever puppies whose blood he drinks to lubricate the creaky, protesting, decaying machineries of his so-called “heart.”
Expelling Cheney from the Federal Puppy-blood tit would be Darth's death sentence…
Unless he could ‘borrow’ from Cruella McStain…