Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Breaking: McStain Considering Cheney for VP; Says It's "Humane" Choice.

Cheney’s the logical choice for VP.

For “humane” reasons:

If he were ever forced to leave the Naval Observatory and live as a civilian, it would be incredibly difficult to conceal the daily deliveries of collie and golden retriever puppies whose blood he drinks to lubricate the creaky, protesting, decaying machineries of his so-called “heart.”

Expelling Cheney from the Federal Puppy-blood tit would be Darth's death sentence…

Unless he could ‘borrow’ from Cruella McStain…

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