Incoming: Pro golfer Phil Mickelson is now trying to withdraw his dick from his mouth, after complaining the increased taxes approved by the voters would drive him out of California. He now regrets his remarks. Yes, he should have kept his fucking rich, privileged, flapping, fucking mouth shut.
But he didn't.May I say, in all heartfelt simplicity and honesty:
FUCK PHIL MICKELSON!
He inhabits the HIGHEST economic circles on the planet, but resists paying his share of the burden of sustaining him in the style to which he's accustomed.
Dear Phuckstick Phil:
And NOW I hope he get's pelted with pennies from now on when he steps up to address the ball.
A Tasty Treat: