Invitation to Pre-Inauguration Opening of The George W. Bush Presidential Library...You are cordially invited to the official,The BRAD BLOG welcomes any other insider tips on rooms planned for the library, but not yet listed above...
pre-inauguration opening ofThe George W. Bush Presidential Library
The following rooms will be dedicated:
The Texas Air National Guard Room,
where you don't actually have to show up.
The Hurricane Katrina Room,
which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room,
where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room,
where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room,
where they don't let you out.
The National Debt Room,
which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room,
(Admission is restricted to the wealthy.)
The Airport Men's Room,
where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Economy Room,
which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room,
where, after you complete your first tour, you
go back for a second...a third, a fourth...
The Dick Cheney Room,
in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room,
still empty, but warm...and getting warmer.
The Decider Room,
complete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room,
(No one has yet been able to find it.)
The Supreme Court Gift Shop,
where you can purchase an election.
Note: The George W. Bush Library is equipped with an electron microscope to help locate the President's accomplishments.