Sunday, July 6, 2008

The New York Times Celebrates Limbaugh's 20 Years On-Air With Prostate Tongue-Laving

A feature in the NYT "Magazine" today honors the famously gutless, scum-sucking, chickenshit chickenhawk/warrior by implanting reporter Zev Chafets deep inside the Pilonidal Pundit's reeking anus, where he can apply his felicitous tongue to Slimeball's notoriously crusty prostate.

Question, though: Where did Rush get that enormous black schlong that's hanging out of his face?

Question 2: What does it matter that his friends say he's funny and warm, when he's pimping his cleaning lady to get him drugs, and holidaying with little Dominican boys?

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