Monday, April 28, 2008

Roger Clemons Did Not Get Steroid Injections or Fuck Teen-Age Girls

Yes, yes, yes: I know it is yet another distraction, the beguilement of the salacious, but I still quiver all over with schadenfreude when conservative avatars of family values, morals, and virtues get caught with their dicks in their hands.

So the tale of former iconic athletic idol Roger Clemons and his decades-long 'relationship' with country singer Mindy McCready just tickles the shit outta me. Apparently, this paragon of all that is good and godly in Murka, sports, and Murkin 'culcher' started tapping that tender stuff when she was 15 and he was 28.

Of course, he claims it was all innocent. The girl was just a family friend. Nothing 'inappropriate' happened between them--though that's not the story being told by the fella who didn't inject Roger and his wife (who looks a LOT like Mindy)--in the ass with HGH). Roger's INNOCENT! He never touched her...

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