David DOUBLED DOWN on Philistine foreskins, delivering not the one hundred ol' King Saul demanded, but returning with TWO HUNDRED Philistine foreskins. Ya gotta admire that kind of enterprise.
"Ol' King Saul was a bloody old soul, and he called for the suitor Davy...
Bring me a yard of Philistiners' smoothest parts,
And my daughter I'll give yee..."