The Well-Armed Lamb: Has Jennifer Gone Too Far???

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Has Jennifer Gone Too Far???

From the invaluable ONS (Onion News Service)

Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa

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P M Prescott said...: Nothing says racism more than the reaction against inter racial pairings.; July 24, 2010 6:46 PM

Mis Dichos

"Civility" is the ball-gag with which the Elites muffle the cries of pain and outrage from those whom they are absent-mindedly ass-raping. Fuck "Civility."
"Quiet desperation"? Not here; mine's LOUD, RUDE and NOISY...
"Sex" is sex. All the rest is adjectives.
"Tweet" and "Twitter" are the distress cries of the canaries in our toxic, cultural coal-mine.
A 'gentleman' should be known by the quality of his intoxicants and his generosity with them.
A 9-letter word meaning "Thinking 'Everyone's out to get me.'" 'Paranoiac/ "No,"Observant."
Age inflicts the subtlest injuries.
Atheism is a "religion" the same way "Off" is a TV channel.
Causation in human affairs is ALWAYS retrospective.
Credit cards are nothing so much as renewable instruments of indenture.
Depressions are only really bad for 98-99% of folks. The rest do okay.
Do not automatically impute to 'stupidity' what can equally well be explained by 'malice.'
Don't expect "credit" for doing the right thing, or for NOT doing the wrong one.
Don't expect to be treated nicely by people to whose faith you are a living rebuke.
Economics is the scientific application of high-level maths to the job of making the Rulers look good.
Empires seldom expire gladly, never gracefully.
Everybody's got 'baggage'. What matters is how and what you pack.
Free Will is a metaphorical trap which the Powerful use to persuade the powerless to blame themselves for their own oppression.
Freedom in any civilization is measured by the distance between the Church and the State.
Freedom isn't free; so quitcher bitchin', and pay your fucking taxes...
Grafitti is the art of "self-inscryption."
Great wealth is never "innocent."
Humanity: A cosmic experiment, testing if Life can survive intelligence. The Null Hypothesis appears safe.
I always scored "high" on drug tests...
I never lost a job; I knew where every damn one of 'em was the day they let me go...
I've not got much use for those who gotta have "God" to be good.
If in doubt, do whatever the dog suggests.
If men were conditioned from birth to autofellate, there'd be world peace in a generation...
If religious people were susceptible to reason, they wouldn't BE religious people.
If you get better with age, I must SURELY be approaching "splendid" by now.
In a dog's eyes, there's no such thing as "size."
In principle, there are a gazillion explanations for "things" that DON'T require "god," or "divine will" and only one that does. I like the odds.
In the "real" world, nobody cares HOW you win, only THAT you do...
In the Corporate State, corporate media are State Media.
Is "freedom" an intellectual/emotional antidote--the speculative antivenin--to the snake-bite certainty of determinism?
Law functions best to insulate the Rulers from the insolence of the unruly.
Life's too short to drink cheap Scotch,
Men who weep at tragedy are "compassionate"; a weeping woman is "weak."
No "People" may call itself humane which permits--much less encourages--extracting private profit from the immiseration--the imprisonment, debilitation, illness, injury or death--of its citizens.
No language is either "inferior" or "superior;" each conforms to the conditions it's required to describe.
No reliable CorpoRat sycophant, of which ever "party," ever left Congress broke.
Nobody gets religion like a slut gone "good."
Nobody's ever too old to be an orphan.
Notice how it's only called "class warfare" when WE fight back?
One may be honestly mistaken; but upon learning what is true, one must thereafter cease to be either 1) mistaken or 2) honest.
One may be safely ignored who loudly or proudly proclaims their own sanctity or enlightenment.
One thing about being a solipsist is, you're never really alone.
Optimism is the secular equivalent of "faith."
People who mock lawyers mostly have never been defendants.
Religion is how folks who need 'purpose' invent it.
Speed kills. Weed chills.
That I am not surprised does not mean I am not outraged.
The greatest privilege the privileged enjoy is the privilege of pretending they aren't privileged.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
The Rich make "choices": Porsche or Jag; the poor make "decisions": Food or rent.
There is no such thing as an "outside" joke.
There is NOTHING of which humans are capable that has NOT at some time been both a sin and a sacrament.
There's nothing in the 'worst' of us that isn't in ALL of us.
Treat your 'faith' like your dick: Don't shove it in somebody's face unless they ask...
United, we bargain; divided, we beg.
Usurpers are endlessly inventive in "defense" of the stolen.
What Coprophagy is to nutrition, so exactly is Ayn Rand to intellect.
What we detest most in ourselves, infallibly we detect immediately in others.
What's the loneliest waterway in the world? Bayou Selphe...
When in doubt, you're probably right.
When you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. But if you have ANYTHING,m then you have EVERYTHING to lose.
Who can induce you to believe the impossible can lead you to do the unthinkable.
Why is it only a "Class war" when WE fight back?
Without deadlines, I'd have had far fewer headlines.
You are NOT "What you eat." You are what you don't excrete.
You can't sell your soul and then pretend you still have one.
You do not "know" what you cannot "say."
You don't have be very smart to confuse the truly stupid.
You get what you'll settle for.
You OWN your Pain. Nobody gets to tell you what hurts, how much or what helps.

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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Has Jennifer Gone Too Far???

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