I Blame Whitney: When
the National Anthem at the Presidential Inauguration becomes an
occasion for aural pyrotechnics and a star-turn at the mic, somebody is
misunderstanding the purpose of the occasion and their place in it.
Can't anybody sing the fucker straight, any more, WITHOUT trying to out-Whitney Houston?
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Torqued Jaws: This sorta crap just pisses me off so much, I wanna wreck digits.
The warriors are labeled "secularists" and with some cross, and the
conflict, according to the text, is results in the "eclipse of reason." Ex-fucking-SCUUSE ME!@
Secularists are, by definition, rational; are, in fact, the party of reason.
Yes, facts are often "liberal." What of it?
In ANY case, virtually every religious conflict since the Sumerians has
been waged between partisans of competing sects. Secularism hasn't
played any part--except that of the perpetual victim of intolerance by
ALL.
This sorta shit--elaborately false equivalences portrayed as
the wisdom of the ancients--just tightens my jaws til my fucking teeth
crack.
Incoming: Pro golfer Phil Mickelson is now trying to withdraw his dick from his mouth, after complaining the increased taxes approved by the voters would drive him out of California. He now regrets his remarks. Yes, he should have kept his fucking rich, privileged, flapping, fucking mouth shut.
But he didn't.May I say, in all heartfelt simplicity and honesty:
FUCK PHIL MICKELSON!
He inhabits the HIGHEST economic circles on the planet, but resists
paying his share of the burden of sustaining him in the style to which
he's accustomed.
Dear Phuckstick Phil:
May I commend your
attention to the example of JK Rowling, who as it happens has contributed A FUCKOFALOT
more to the history and culture of the world than you EVER did? Take a
lesson, you shit-eating dickwipe?
And NOW I hope he get's
pelted with pennies from now on when he steps up to address the ball.
To help him pay his taxes, yaknow?
A Tasty Treat:
A ta
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